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RE: Jokes
My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a nice postcard to receive I saw this advert in a window that said: ‘Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.’ I thought, ‘I can’t turn that down! I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said ‘Analogue?’ I said ‘No, just a watch' As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog “Never run after a bus or a woman. There will always be another one.” “A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it” |
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