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Jokes - Ultralow - 31/05/2012 22:17
post jokes here!
RE: Jokes - MTL0201 - 16/06/2012 16:03
After Harry Redknapp got the sack, his payoff from Spurs is a reported £3 million, which after tax, amounts to £3 million.
[split] Stagecoach Manchester - ace - 17/01/2013 21:03
Got on the bus to Tesco today. The driver must have had a sore throat, as he sounded a little 'hoarse'.
I asked him how much it was, he said £2 each way
RE: Stagecoach Manchester - Wright Eclipse - 17/01/2013 23:00
(17/01/2013 21:03)ace Wrote: Got on the bus to Tesco today. The driver must have had a sore throat, as he sounded a little 'hoarse'.
I asked him how much it was, he said £2 each way
he wasnt in a pack of 4 or 8 was he
RE: Jokes - H101GEV - 18/01/2013 12:19
Bump.
Please use this thread (as opposed to bus-related threads where appropriate) for all jokes, horse meat or otherwise!
RE: Jokes - MX12CFE - 18/01/2013 15:55
Had horse meat for tea last night it gave me the trots but im stable now!
RE: Jokes - crosville - 13/04/2020 21:57
My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a nice postcard to receive
I saw this advert in a window that said: ‘Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.’ I thought, ‘I can’t turn that down!
I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said ‘Analogue?’ I said ‘No, just a watch'
As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog
RE: Jokes - Metroline1511 - 25/04/2020 06:23
What is buses' favourite Beatles song? Come Together.