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After Harry Redknapp got the sack, his payoff from Spurs is a reported £3 million, which after tax, amounts to £3 million.

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Got on the bus to Tesco today. The driver must have had a sore throat, as he sounded a little 'hoarse'.
I asked him how much it was, he said £2 each way LOL
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(17/01/2013 21:03)ace Wrote:  Got on the bus to Tesco today. The driver must have had a sore throat, as he sounded a little 'hoarse'.
I asked him how much it was, he said £2 each way LOL

he wasnt in a pack of 4 or 8 was he LOLLOL
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Bump.

Please use this thread (as opposed to bus-related threads where appropriate) for all jokes, horse meat or otherwise!

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Had horse meat for tea last night it gave me the trots but im stable now!
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My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a nice postcard to receive

I saw this advert in a window that said: ‘Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.’ I thought, ‘I can’t turn that down!

I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said ‘Analogue?’ I said ‘No, just a watch'

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog

“Never run after a bus or a woman. There will always be another one.”

“A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it”
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What is buses' favourite Beatles song? Come Together.
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