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After Harry Redknapp got the sack, his payoff from Spurs is a reported £3 million, which after tax, amounts to £3 million.

Got on the bus to Tesco today. The driver must have had a sore throat, as he sounded a little 'hoarse'.
I asked him how much it was, he said £2 each way

(17/01/2013 21:03)ace Wrote: [ -> ]Got on the bus to Tesco today. The driver must have had a sore throat, as he sounded a little 'hoarse'.
I asked him how much it was, he said £2 each way

he wasnt in a pack of 4 or 8 was he

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Please use this thread (as opposed to bus-related threads where appropriate) for all jokes, horse meat or otherwise!

Had horse meat for tea last night it gave me the trots but im stable now!

My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a nice postcard to receive

I saw this advert in a window that said: ‘Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.’ I thought, ‘I can’t turn that down!

I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said ‘Analogue?’ I said ‘No, just a watch'

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog

What is buses' favourite Beatles song? Come Together.